ASHLEY, I NEED YOU!

Dear Ashley,

I am asking you to P L E A S E write my research paper. I have the books in my dorm, all you have to do is walk to my dorm and pick them up. I will also ask of you to read the books, to get good quotes for this paper! I WILL NOT EXCEPT ANYTHING LESS THAN AN "A"! I need you to do this for me because during the time I "should" be writing my research paper, I will be fighting a subway and drinking a Strawberry Banana smoothie addiction. I will be in rehab for 6 days, and my paper in due in 6 days. While in rehab I will be constantly calling your phone to make sure you are on task! I also have a disease in my fingers called "Lazyotus" which means after 50 words my hands go disabled! You don't want me to fail my research paper right? PLEASE do this for me. SIX WORDS LEFT BEFORE MY HANDS GO DISABLED, So will you do this please?

Dear Lauren,

I understand your concerns and that is a very serious reason why you are going to rehab. I have my addictions as well but I will be unable to write your paper. Those reasons are because I will be going to Florida in 3 days and I will not be in class to turn in your paper for you. Also I have to finish my paper as well. I need to get an A on my paper also. I am willing to help you write it before you leave or when you get back if you get an extension from the teacher. But I would like to have a enjoyable and relaxing time on the beach while you are in rehab probably resting as well. But I can help you with writing it since you have your disease. I have no problem with that!


ASHLEY,

PLEASE WRITE MY PAPER! MY DOCTOR SAYS REHAB ISN'T WORKING AND I WILL GO IN OVERDOSE SOON. MY OTHER DOCTOR ALSO SAYS THAT THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN TREAT MY LAZYOTUS! HELP, OR I WILL FAIL MY CLASS. MY GRADE IS IN YOUR HANDS, MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION! YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HAVE TO RETAKE THE CLASS, RIGHT? RIGHT? COME ON ASHLEY, DO THE RIGHT THING!

Logan's RoadHouse Review

This restaurant is a steak house unlike others. This service is wonderful and the food is delicious. You are seated as soon as you walk-in basically. Your food is received within 20 minutes of your order being taken. If you like Roadhouse's this is the place for you. If you do not like messy places, this is NOT the place for you. Logan's is a messy place, not because the don't clean it up, it's because they choose not to clean it up. When you walk in, you will notice that there are peanuts, and peanut cases all over the floor. That's a part of there restaurant though. You eat the peanuts, and they allow you to throw them on the floor. The floor is messy because it is filled with peanut casings, but it not to the points where you feel dirty in that presences. The restaurant is okay messy, if that makes sense. Logan's have the best rolls and salads while you await the delicious food they will bring to your table. When you are in the restaurant, the setting is kind of old country ranch style, but updates with technology. On one's birthday, instead of the normal "Happy Birthday Song", they put you on a chair in the middle of the restaurant and have everyone yell "YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA" like a hill billy. Are we in the country or what? It's welcoming though. When you are on top of that chair, you look around to see who doesn't yell the saying, why one does that? I HAVE NO IDEA!

02/16/2012 Argumentative Project Questions

1.  Woman, Girlfriend, African American
2.  List of issues that affect me are always having to prove that I am not the standard African American thus always having to talk intelligently. As a woman, I always have to be perceived as ladylike, and when that perception is misconceived it it said that I am no longer a woman but a girl!! as a girlfriend, I am always trying to prove myself as faithful, loyal, and trustworthy, those are things that just doesn't get proven easily.
3. If I was given a million dollars, I would pay off my school, my mom's house, her schooling, by a new car, lease a condo, and share some with charity.
4. I would approach Bill Gates or Donald Trump to receive the things I want without the money!
5. I have to many pet peeves to just say what is my biggest pet peeve. Some of my pet peeves are when people tap things, shake their leg, continuously pop gum, shake their leg, stand over me, stand while we are having a conversation and I am sitting down, staring at me even when I realize you are staring at me. A solution that can solve these pet peeves, is.... THERE ISN'T ONE. Just don't do it to get on my nerves!

02/14/2012 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, I AM A NEWSCASTER FOR 60 SECONDS!

This article of Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp was a person who lived two lives. He was a a regular human and a celebrity. Once you are a celebrity are you ever really a regular Human again? I don't think you are. Johnny Depp became the role of Jack Sparrow by a major coincidence. He took his kids to Disney World and was playing with swords. Thus, he was casted as the role of Jack Sparrow!

He often battles with the two role life. One minute he doesn't like the celebrity life, the next minute he has became immune to it. Johnny Deep speaks about how having his children helped him feel more normal in life. He was finally able to love someone unconditional and not have to worry about betrayal. He was able to do the normal stuff, watch his kids play on the trampoline, the normal. Overall, his story is quite interesting!

They Be like Smoove. What? Can you Teach Me How To Dougie? (Instructional on How To Dougie)

In this blog post, you will be taught how to Dougie! You will taken through each move step by step. This dance is not easy! If you don't have any rhythm, this may be the hardest thing you ever had to do. Let's begin.

1. Put on a groovy tune PREFERABLY "Teach Me How To Dougie", so one can get their Dougie on!

2. Sway to one side, and pause for a beat while putting weight on the foot on the side leaning (don't do anything with your arms yet, just to keep the step simpler). Go to the beat, or double-time every third beat... put own rhythm into it so it feels comfortable.


3. Bring arms towards up in a fist, in a counter-clockwise circle motion, until arms are bent with elbows facing down and fist up by the head. Do this move with the sway of the same side, and then again with the opposite arm.


4. Punch down by the hip with the arm of the opposite side (right hip, left arm). - this move is called the Cat-Daddy


5. With both arms, make forward circles to the sides (like one is pushing in a wheelchair). At the same time, start crouching lower with each rotation, either with knees going forward or to the sides (like the chicken-wing move with your legs!) - this move is referred to as the wheel-chair


6. Be loose with ones knees, don't be stiff.




PUT EVERYTHING TOGETHER, NOW DOUGIE!!

Personal Narrative!

This Personal Narrative Assignment was actually very hard for me. I did not know exactly how to put my story into words and into a specific Genre. The hardest part was choosing the Genre. I starting with a Children's book on my Love History. I wrote the story which was 55 pages, all I had to do was draw out the pictures. I started to make the story creative then decided that I did not want to draw pictures and color anymore. All of my hard work for nothing. My next Genre I decided to do was a poem. The only problem with this was choosing exactly what to express in a poem. I finally decided what to do for a poem. I wrote the poem, and the words just flowed as I went. I knew at that point what I had to do for my Personal Narrative. I know my poem is good, I am just hoping that I  do not have to share for the reasons it is a Personal Narrative, PERSONAL! The things I expressed in my poem are not things I want the world to know. I felt uncomfortable expressing those things to my teacher. But I knew I had to do something if I wanted to receive a good grade. Hope he likes it and whoever else comes across it.

Research Project?

The topic I chose for my Research project was rape. I chose this topic because I wanted to choose a topic that was sensitive and not a lot of people would talk about. I also chose this topic because if I had to do a Research Assignment, might as well make it an interesting topic that I would enjoy looking up information for in a non-creepy way.

I don't really like Research Projects because they take a lot of effort, a little more effort that I like to put into assignments. Also, when I'm writing papers,  don't necessarily care giving a word count. Hopefully this research project is a success for me, and I enjoy doing it. If you enjoy doing something, it is said that there is no reason that you should not do good at it. So, I'm going to put all my effort into this project, so I can receive a good grade. It will be hard, but I will try.

Personal Crisis

A time when I had a personal crisis? Whether I turned out the bad person or the good person? Hmm.. 

I remember this one time when I had two friends. These two friends liked each other, but I did not want them to talk because the other friends & I thought it would mess up everyone's friendship. I tried to convince them of this reason, but in the same token a person is going to do what they want to do. They began talking, coming closer everyday, at this point we knew it was no stoping them. When they decide they were going to be together, we gave them one rule "DO NOT PUT US IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP ISSUES". But of course, since we are all friends, we would be in the middle of. So the rule itself, was a good rule but a pointless rule. Every time they were mad at each other they came to us for advice, putting us in the middle. We tried to help as much as we could without having to pick sides. I knew more detail than anyone else, so they would confide more in me. Sometimes they would tell me stuff, that I thought each other should know and not me. So, I was often stuck in the middle, making me the BAD PERSON because I wasn't able to tell that person and the GOOD PERSON for being a good friend to confide in. At a point, I told them to stop confiding in me and to talk it out among themselves, that I should not be the third person in your relationship, and I should not be the means of your communication. I say the means of their communication because every one of them would say something to me, the other one would say what did he/she say. They decides this was best, stopped telling me everything that happened in between them, and worked on their communication!

Dedication to 01/31/12 Class

My feelings about the library visit? I did not like it AT ALL. I feel like it was a waste of class time. We could have took that class time to find out other things. Some of the things she stated doing her lecture were helpful. She was also all of the place with things. One moment, she is talking about history. The next moment, she was speaking of how to use the Library Catalog online. It was very hard to follow. The things she did cover, she could have did it more in depth, rather than going on a tangent every 5 minutes. I felt like I was in history class, three-fourths of the time. I also didn't like that she didn't give the correct reason on why we shouldn't use Wikipedia. I was told that I was not advised to use it because it was a possibility that some things could be changed. The librarian said don't use because it was political arguments on some of the things said. Those are two complete different reasons. Overall, I DID NOT LIKE THIS CLASS TODAY!