I See Some Perspective Members Out There!!

Dear English 1050 Perspective Members, 


First and foremost, welcome to this class! In class you have many assignments that gives you a chance to be creative! If you are not creative you will not succeed in this class! You are graded on creativity and uniqueness! Someone of you might this this is a strictly writing papers type of class! That is not the case! in this class, every project entitles you to have a different genre. Genre meaning do each project in a different format, whether poem, song, paper, use your imagination! The hardest projects I came in counter with were.. Wait, none of them were that hard! Did I ace every project because they were not hard?? No. Like I said before, the more creative you are, and the more you do, the better your grade will be. Some advice to help you succeed in this class:


1. Come to class everyday! Everyday you miss is minus 15 points. You have three absences you are allowed to have, so freebies. If you have perfect attendance then it is plus 45 points. So yes extra credit!


2. Do every extra credit opportunity there is to offer! There are no tests, so your grade comes from all of your blogs and projects!


3. Do a blog post for every class, the more blog post you have the more points you will receive!


4. When completing projects, make sure you turn in all ideas, rough drafts, outlines, EVERYTHING that helped you finish your project!


5. You are granted one do over project! Basically this means, if you didn't do go on a project, with the comments provided, re-do the project! It will replace the old project with the better grade!


6. Have fun, this is not your typical English class! There is so much room to be creative. You are given guidelines on a project, and from there it is all you!


WELCOME TO ENGLISH 1050, ENJOY YOUR SEMESTER!

Short Comment Into Long Story?? This should be interesting!

"She was relatively certain she wouldn't make it very far as a Care Bear"

Once upon a fairytale there was a girl name Sue. Sue always was the nice one, the one everyone went to for smiles and giggles. Sue was an accountant at MJG Enterprise. MJG Enterprise was a competitive industry! One day Sue was offered at executive position, but so was three other people. Everyone called Sue the "Care Bear" at work. Sue never liked competing for anything because she knew she would win, and because she was so nice she always let the opponent win. Sue has been with MJG Enterprise for 15 years. It makes you wonder, why is she only an accountant?? Sue has been offered multiple positions to lead the company, but she always turned them down because she didn't want anyone to be mad at her. 

One day Sue woke up from a dream that snapped her into reality and decided that she wanted to be higher in the company and she wanted to compete for this position she was offered. Sue knew that being a "Care Bear" to everyone would not get her far! She also knew that she could be nice and still get what she wanted. Sue went tot work, told her boss she was still interested in the position, and begin stating why. Her boss was so shocked, not because she was interested in the position but because she actually stated that she was interested! She has never declared her want for positions she was offered, but the still offered it to her because they knew she was qualified.

Sue begin competing for the executive position, and she won! Everyone was happy for her, not because she got the position but because they knew she deserved it. Sue was relatively certain she wouldn't make it very far as a Care Bear, but she would make it farther as someone who went after what they wanted!

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Completed Argumentative Project

For some reason I had a very hard to me deciding what I wanted to argue. I started with the fun topic of why you should be as cool as Lauren, then  decided to do tattoos, then I decided to do why parents sold take equal responsibility when caring for a child! This was very hard! The hardest pat was finding a good topic to discuss. After I decided on a topic, I kept running into obstacles. I did not know what genre to do! Some i came to the conclusion that I would do a funny, keep it real, news article. I hope my argumentative topic came through brilliantly in this project, but then again I don't know. I am not to confident bout it. I hope I did well. The next obstacle to tackle... the Adaption Project. 

WISH ME LUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK (: